my ideal body weight is you on top of me.
do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach
Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.
do you ever talk to someone and literally everything they say is so fucking adorable and you just wanna talk to them for hours about nothing in particular because talking to them is the best part of your day
for a person who isn’t exclusively attracted to people of the same gender I sure do say im gay a lot
if you put a frog in boiling water, it will jump out.
if you put a frog in warm water and gradually turn up the heat until the water is boiling, the frog will remain there until it dies.
and that is an abusive relationship.
don’t trust people who finished Orange Is The New Black and still call Suzanne “Crazy Eyes”
Did my Wrathia makeup for a vid i’ll be editing soon~!