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mistergandalf:

alternate ending to the third hobbit movie

thranduil walks around the battlefield and spies the dead bodies of fili and kili

and then he kneels down and touches them gently with one finger and they come back to life

and everyone lives happily ever after

thranduil is secretly ned the piemaker

the end

"Your lips are like wine, and I want to get drunk."
-

William Shakespeare (via sexual-feelings)

Shakespeare literally never fcking said this

(via farnaz)

farnaz is a jerk - shakespeare

(via estpolis) -
baby: n- n-
parent: HONEY GET THE CAMERA
baby: n- n- n- n-
parent: what is it, sweetheart?
baby: nash grier is fucking trash
parent: I've never been so proud

Everyone I grew up with… it all happened to them. Now, it’s gonna happen to us. We’re all so fucked. This world is fucked. I mean, what’s the point? We’ll just march to some new place and somebody else will die. It’s never gonna stop. And eventually, it’ll be our turn.

princxe:

I sit next to a popular sports boy in my math class and he was sleeping so i leaned over and doodled a flower on his paper and the first time he didn’t wake up but the second time he did & smiled at me and later in class i saw he had doodled a whole tiny meadow around the 2 flowers and he was trying to hide it but it didn’t work..i know ur secret popular sports boy, u are just as dorky & cute as everyone else

onlyblackgirl:

jackanthonyfernandez:

Why
Can’t
She
Have
Her
Own
Show
And
Get
Off
The Daily Show
And
Far
Far
Away
From
Jon Stewart

cuz she black and speaks the truth.

jsantagato:

So glad I found this. Two virgins (also never kissed anyone ever) kissing for the first time on their wedding day. Awkward to say the least.

approvinqly:

I’m so much cooler on tumblr than in real life but I’m not even cool on tumblr

Reblog if you’re a homestuck piece of trash.

zohbugg:

kako-pumpkin:

lonely-ler:

thiscartoonlife:

Witty banter

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF SET FOR THE LONGEST TIME!

OH GOD THIS MOVIE THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE

YOU FORGOT THE BEST PART

clehmentine:

Okay Telltale but consider this:

Immune!Sarah

weloveshortvideos:

Proper swimming technique 

nebulagamoras:

sisters. enemies. a s s a s s i n s.

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